So What Exaclty is ACORN?

Joshua October 16th, 2008

During this election cycle, the Times reported today, ACORN has deployed thirteen thousand mostly paid workers, who have registered 1.3 million new voters. One or two per cent of these workers turned in sheaves of forms that they filled out themselves with fake names and bogus addresses, and, even though at least a hundred of these workers have already been fired, the forged forms have been submitted to election boards.

Sounds suspicious—unless you know that groups like ACORN are required by law to submit them, even if they’re obvious fakes. This is to prevent funny business, such as trashing forms that look like they might be Republican (or Democratic, as the case may be).

Sounds suspicious—unless you know that ACORN normally sorts through forms, flags those that look fishy, and submits the fishy ones in a separate pile for the convenience of election officials.

From the NEW YORKER

Sarah Palin Confirms SNL Appearance

Joshua October 16th, 2008

Sarah Palin really is a joke and she’s going to prove it on Saturday Night Live this Saturday.

The 44 year old Republican Vice Presidential hopeful has been confirmed as a guest on SNL.

Joe Plumber Does More Interviews than Sarah Palin

Joshua October 16th, 2008

Joe Plumber has only been on the seen for one day and already he has done more interviews than Sarah Palin. Before Wednesdays debate even ended, there were three local news stations parked on Mr Plumber’s lawn waiting to interview him.

If your wondering what all the fuss is about regarding Joe Wurzelbacher (Joe Plumber), here is the video clip that sparked the debate.

Obama Supporters are Crazy

Joshua October 14th, 2008

Support for a candidate can be shown in all sorts of ways. This by far has got to be the best i’ve found.

Image found here

Leaked from Palin’s Debate Prep

Chicago Bar Unveils Nude Palin Painting

Joshua September 29th, 2008

Sarah Palin Nude

As if she wasn’t already a joke, the Old Town Ale House on Chicago’s North Side, recently unveiled a nude painting of Sarah Palin.

“I don’t see how she could be offended by this,” Bruce Elliot, the bar owner and artist of the painting said. “I made her into a sex figure.”

Hopefully he doesn’t attempt to turn John McCain into a sex figure.

(Uncensored painting can be seen here.)