The Green Olive Yuk

Joshua July 9th, 2008

You may think your cool riding a scooter, saving the environment and all, but did you know you look like a total dork?

With gas prices reaching record highs everyday, people have been looking for ways to cut the cost of their gas bill. Scooters, which get up to 50 miles to the gallon, offer cheap transportation and are becoming more and more popular everyday.

Sure, scooters have their pros – cheap on gas, easy on the environment – but their biggest con is that anybody who rides one looks like an idiot.

The following are 10 ways to look and feel cool on your dorky scooter.

1. Smoke cigarettes – this makes you look cool no matter what your doing
2. Where a beer helmet
3. Grow a mustache, if you can. . .
4. Attach a Boombox and jam out to your favorite album, Prince’s Purple Rain
5. Learn some cool tricks-headstand, barrel roll, etc.
6. Don’t give people rides – your just doubling your dork ratio
7. Ramps are your friend – especially in front of children
8. Move to Europe – they are more accepting
9. Replace your fanny pack with a back pack
10. Walk

Face it, not even Johnny Depp can make riding a scooter cool.

• Environment , Humor
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